THE HALF-MAN HOG HOLDERS | LION BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
THE HALF-MAN HOG HOLDERS | LION BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
A little inter-gene mingling can’t stop these ball hammock boxers from sitting atop the throne of comfort. Made with MicroModal fabric (3x softer than cotton), moisture-wicking technology and a bulge-enhancing pouch, you’ll be able to pay off every debt, make snarky quips and save the seven kingdoms from any and all dangers. Also if you've ever seen The Tiger King, it's high time for some clothing to match that big cat energy.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
A little inter-gene mingling can’t stop these ball hammock boxers from sitting atop the throne of comfort. Made with MicroModal fabric (3x softer than cotton), moisture-wicking technology and a bulge-enhancing pouch, you’ll be able to pay off every debt, make snarky quips and save the seven kingdoms from any and all dangers. Also if you've ever seen The Tiger King, it's high time for some clothing to match that big cat energy.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
