THE RAFREAKI | BABOON PALM LEAF BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
THE RAFREAKI | BABOON PALM LEAF BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
The mighty Rafiki once said, "Asante san don't squash ya banana" and he couldn't be more correct. We know that sometimes ya banana and berries get squashed down into the terrible taint, so we devised a solution.
We tossed a baboon right on the front of these ball pouch boxers and named 'em the Don't Squash Ya Bananas so your precious cargo could once and for all stay out of the rainforest. That's because these monkey boxers have a bonafide ball hammock that's like a mansion for your monkeys, keeping them up and out of the grundle. Plus, they're made with an ultrasoft Micromodal material that will ensure your package doesn't turn into a rainforest.
Product Details
Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Description
The mighty Rafiki once said, "Asante san don't squash ya banana" and he couldn't be more correct. We know that sometimes ya banana and berries get squashed down into the terrible taint, so we devised a solution.
We tossed a baboon right on the front of these ball pouch boxers and named 'em the Don't Squash Ya Bananas so your precious cargo could once and for all stay out of the rainforest. That's because these monkey boxers have a bonafide ball hammock that's like a mansion for your monkeys, keeping them up and out of the grundle. Plus, they're made with an ultrasoft Micromodal material that will ensure your package doesn't turn into a rainforest.
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Product Details
Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
