Only two words can accurately describe these Spitfire purple sunglasses. Sex appeal. Don't believe me... check out the image below.
With the purple mirrored sunglasses, that gentleman is a solid 9. Without the retro sunglasses... a measly 6. Not to mention the wiener dog adds 2 points. Oh and the hair adds 1. And of course, the chain/turtleneck combo adds 2. At the end of the day, this guy is a 1. It's not mean or offensive. It's just the way the math works. If you want to add 3 points to your desirability quotient, buy these Spitfire sunglasses.