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If you're not ready to be gawked at like the best-in-show dog at the Westminster Dog Show, then these puppies ain't for you. Now, to the ball pouch, AKA, the d*ck pocket. It's like upgrading to extra legroom when you've been assigned the middle seat in economy. The moisture-wicking material on these dog boxers eliminates swamp ass out of your life and replaces it with a crisp, cool air that flows seamlessly across your private bits. Welcome to the club.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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