There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
If you're not ready to be gawked at like the best-in-show dog at the Westminster Dog Show, then these puppies ain't for you. Now, to the ball pouch, AKA, the d*ck pocket. It's like upgrading to extra legroom when you've been assigned the middle seat in economy. The moisture-wicking material on these dog boxers eliminates swamp ass out of your life and replaces it with a crisp, cool air that flows seamlessly across your private bits. Welcome to the club.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
If you're not ready to be gawked at like the best-in-show dog at the Westminster Dog Show, then these puppies ain't for you. Now, to the ball pouch, AKA, the d*ck pocket. It's like upgrading to extra legroom when you've been assigned the middle seat in economy. The moisture-wicking material on these dog boxers eliminates swamp ass out of your life and replaces it with a crisp, cool air that flows seamlessly across your private bits. Welcome to the club.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
