Some will say that this argument is subjective, but it’s completely objective. Pumpkin pie is superior to pecan pie. I don’t care if your great aunt has a 100 year old family recipe for sticky pecan pie, I bet the store bought pumpkin will taste like I just frolicked in a field of yellow fall leaves while a doe sips water from a babbling brook nearby. That sweet pumpkin filling feels just about as soft as this pair of pumpkin pie boyshort undies.