When a mommy polar bear and a daddy polar bear love each other very much they go into their little polar bear den and make sweet, sweet...coke. This is how coke is made, ladies and gents. Come to think of it, it doesn't even need to be a mommy and daddy, you just need two consenting, cozy, white bears rubbin' up on each other. Stay warm in your den this winter in these comfy boyshort undies.