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How much does a polar bear weigh? If you wear this coat, you have already broken that ice my friend.  Can we just talk about our model for a minute? His nickname is, "Sexual Chocolate,"  and he is newly single.  He had on this coat for mere moments, and literally had to beat back both men and women with a blunt object.

As you can see, our other model proves these are not just for the boys, but will certainly bring all the boys and girls to the yard, no milkshake required.

Product Details

  • Materials: 80% acrylic, 12% modacrylic, 8% polyester
  • Bear-head hood: Lightweight and detachable with a foam interior
  • Eyes, teeth, claws, and nose: Faux, but with a striking resemblance to the real deal
  • Reinforced over-stitching: double the strength, double the fun
  • Lining-free
  • One size fits most: 5'6" to 6'3" should wear it comfortably
  • Made in the USA
  • Care: Professionally dry clean only; remove the head and claws before cleaning
"Shinesty is responsible for me receiving free drinks, and random women humping my leg!"

Robert W.


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