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We ain't saying these polar bear ball hammock boxer briefs will keep the twins from shriveling in subzero temperatures, but they will keep the bear cubs hibernating in comfort until momma bear is ready (we're talking about your balls). 

Introducing the Polar Balls polar bear pouch boxers, the only polar bear boxers with a bonafide ball pouch that keeps the cubs warm and snug until it's dinner time and ultra-soft MicroModal fabric that's softer than a polar bear's thick, carnal coat. Slide them on and feel the touch of angels wings gently fondling your furry friends. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


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