There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing these Poinsettia pants. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of these pants.
P.S. I lied and Poinsettias are toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat it.
Product Details
- Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
- Brand: Shinesty
- Designed in Boulder, CO
- Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
- Longer hem for more casual shoe