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That captain pictured is Buck. 

And you're probably wondering why he's wearing a sleeveless pink pineapple party blazer. Well, here's why:

He once sailed into the Bermuda Triangle and the Bermuda triangle got lost. He’s the only man to convert his Prius into a diesel. After getting tangled up with a Portuguese Man-O-War, he peed on it. Gluten has an allergy to him.
He certainly doesn’t always wear suits, but when he does they’re sleeveless with pink pineapples and loaded with shooters.


Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous


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