A pink polka dot party jacket might speak softly, but it definitely carries a big stick. And by big stick, I mean a thick stogie tucked nicely into the interior pocket of this pink suit. And by thick stogie, I mean a nicely rolled j bird because there's absolutely no way I'm watching a 2-minute horse race sober. I want that 2 minutes to feel like 2 hours. I want the horses to look like unicorns. I want my eyes to be pinker than the pink blazer on my shoulders.
DEETS
- Brand: Shinesty
- Designed in Boulder, CO
- Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
- Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
- External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
- Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
- Pant & tie sold separate