Snatch up this pink and green polka dot dress to fulfill all your derby needs. Do I have derby needs? Girl, what? There are three things and three things only that you need to know about the derby. 1.) Dress richer than you are 2.) Bet with the money you don’t have and 3.) Drink til you start telling people the only reason you bet on that horse based on the size of his johnny. You will get kicked out, but at least everyone will be asking "Where did you get that polka dot dress?" as you're getting shoved out the door.
Wait, one more need - your man in the matching blazer.