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Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
Let's dive right into these pineapple print Hawaiian boxer briefs. Half of the name comes from pineapples and the other half comes from your pecker, the personification of your manhood. What brings these two together is a piece of modern-day technology known only as the ball hammock. It's kind of like having a dam that prevents your stones from rolling downhill into the terrible taint, but we've spiced it up with a tropical print that's sure to have the hula girls moving their hips.
"What does it feel like?" you may ask. We can only describe it is as mounting a cloud softer than Drake on "Take Care", and that track was SOFT. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material combined with a Hawaiian hog holster that lifts your pineapples up and out of the grundle means you're boys are on permanent vacation.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
Let's dive right into these pineapple print Hawaiian boxer briefs. Half of the name comes from pineapples and the other half comes from your pecker, the personification of your manhood. What brings these two together is a piece of modern-day technology known only as the ball hammock. It's kind of like having a dam that prevents your stones from rolling downhill into the terrible taint, but we've spiced it up with a tropical print that's sure to have the hula girls moving their hips.
"What does it feel like?" you may ask. We can only describe it is as mounting a cloud softer than Drake on "Take Care", and that track was SOFT. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material combined with a Hawaiian hog holster that lifts your pineapples up and out of the grundle means you're boys are on permanent vacation.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.