THE PINEAPPLE PECKER PROTECTOR PINEAPPLE PRINT HAWAIIAN BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS

Let's dive right into these pineapple print Hawaiian boxer briefs. Half of the name comes from pineapples and the other half comes from your pecker, the personification of your manhood. What brings these two together is a piece of modern-day technology known only as the ball hammock. It's kind of like having a dam that prevents your stones from rolling downhill into the terrible taint, but we've spiced it up with a tropical print that's sure to have the hula girls moving their hips. 

"What does it feel like?" you may ask. We can only describe it is as mounting a cloud softer than Drake on "Take Care", and that track was SOFT. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material combined with a Hawaiian hog holster that lifts your pineapples up and out of the grundle means you're boys are on permanent vacation.