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Let's dive right into these pineapple print Hawaiian boxer briefs. Half of the name comes from pineapples and the other half comes from your pecker, the personification of your manhood. What brings these two together is a piece of modern-day technology known only as the ball hammock. It's kind of like having a dam that prevents your stones from rolling downhill into the terrible taint, but we've spiced it up with a tropical print that's sure to have the hula girls moving their hips. 

"What does it feel like?" you may ask. We can only describe it is as mounting a cloud softer than Drake on "Take Care", and that track was SOFT. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material combined with a Hawaiian hog holster that lifts your pineapples up and out of the grundle means you're boys are on permanent vacation.

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SHINESTY BALL HAMMOCK
Pouch Underwear Technology

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

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