Club Penguin may be gone forever, but your stones aren't migrating anywhere in these penguin print boxer briefs. We're paying homage to the animal that many call the 'Playboy of the Arctic' with penguin boxers that are more comfortable than Neil Degrasse Tyson at a space exploration convention.
These penguin ball pouch boxers keep the boys out of the gruesome grundle and the MicroModal construct stays dry even in the harshest climates, eliminating that SWASS factory. That means the boys stay more wrapped than an Eskimo in an igloo. But don't just take our word for it, here's what Men's Health thinks.