THE SOUTHERN MIGRATION PENGUIN BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
THE SOUTHERN MIGRATION PENGUIN BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
Club Penguin may be gone forever, but your stones aren't migrating anywhere in these penguin print boxer briefs. We're paying homage to the animal that many call the 'Playboy of the Arctic' with penguin boxers that are more comfortable than Neil Degrasse Tyson at a space exploration convention.
These penguin ball pouch boxers keep the boys out of the gruesome grundle and the MicroModal construct stays dry even in the harshest climates, eliminating that SWASS factory. That means the boys stay more wrapped than an Eskimo in an igloo. But don't just take our word for it, here's what Men's Health thinks.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
Club Penguin may be gone forever, but your stones aren't migrating anywhere in these penguin print boxer briefs. We're paying homage to the animal that many call the 'Playboy of the Arctic' with penguin boxers that are more comfortable than Neil Degrasse Tyson at a space exploration convention.
These penguin ball pouch boxers keep the boys out of the gruesome grundle and the MicroModal construct stays dry even in the harshest climates, eliminating that SWASS factory. That means the boys stay more wrapped than an Eskimo in an igloo. But don't just take our word for it, here's what Men's Health thinks.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
