The Laser Birds Patriotic Eagle Socks
Damn are these babies hot! I thought laser cats were cool, but then we got these bald eagle socks in inventory and I just about lost it. I mean, I don't even know what's going on with that print, but I see red, white, and blue socks with an eagle and shooting stars flying from end to end and I'm instantly juiced. In fact, I'll need to change my pants right after I finish writing this.