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There's no better way to relieve some of the stress of family holiday gatherings than by sneaking off into the room with the exercise bike and the fish tank for a little alone time with your boo thang. Memorialize the feeling of your half naked body pressed up against wood paneling amongst endless stacks of quilts in a red and green Christmas blazer, and pair it with the matching pants to avoid rug burn.

Product Details

  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous


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