KINDA LIKE SALMON PERSIMMON PANT
I don't know why someone named a fruit "persimmon" - frankly, it sounds a character they cut out of Clue to make room for Colonel Mustard - but they did.
Judging by the fact that 80% of people reading this won't know what tf a persimmon is...save yourself the disappointment and just know it's roughly the color of this suit when it's ripe.
- Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
- Brand: Shinesty
- Designed in Boulder, CO
- Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
- Longer hem for more casual shoe
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