Passion of the Purple Pants
What are these purple dress pants going to add to your life? Well, let's face it, you haven't been to church in four score and 10 years and you haven't gotten all of that sinning out of your system yet. Hence one of the greatest cultural inventions of mankind: the soirée of sin, the carnival of castaways, the debutante of debauchery... Sunday Funday. Let's face it, you're probably going to do some things you will regret. But we're here for you. Feast your eyes upon the only pattern in the world capable of hiding the shame of a gluttonous, sin-filled KY Jelly wrestling tournaments. Plus, if you puke on it no one will notice.