THE COCK DU SOLEIL ORANGE AND TEAL STRIPED BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
THE COCK DU SOLEIL ORANGE AND TEAL STRIPED BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
Slide into these orange and teal pouch boxer briefs and you've officially joined the Cock Du Soleil. Not only are we a world class act of misfits, we've taken a huge problem into our own hands. SWASS - and we're on a mission to end it with the greatest show the world has ever seen.
It's called the Ball hammock and it's like a circus tent for your twig and berries, keeping them dry and out of the tiger den (aka the terrible taint), not to mention they're made with MicroModal material that's silky smooth and ready to become your daily ring leader.
Product Details
Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Description
Slide into these orange and teal pouch boxer briefs and you've officially joined the Cock Du Soleil. Not only are we a world class act of misfits, we've taken a huge problem into our own hands. SWASS - and we're on a mission to end it with the greatest show the world has ever seen.
It's called the Ball hammock and it's like a circus tent for your twig and berries, keeping them dry and out of the tiger den (aka the terrible taint), not to mention they're made with MicroModal material that's silky smooth and ready to become your daily ring leader.
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Product Details
Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, durable waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
