The time I appreciate these orange camo boxers most is after a long, arduous day of crouching around in the woods waiting for my ideal bucky. After taking an all-black Ford Raptor back to my log cabin party pad, I crank some Bob Seger while slowly stripping out of my full-flex ghillie suit, simultaneously powering through 6-10 extra-salty venison sticks to re-power my body and keep me focused.
They say meat is the only real way to power the mind. As I enjoy the smooth silkiness of MicroModal fibers snuggling my baby does like Bambi prancing through a field of tall grass, my girlfriend enters physically and drops groceries all over the floor like a deer in headlights. Even with the produce ruined, we’re still gonna be makin’ bacon. Keep the Bojangles bouncing even during your sweatiest forest sessions with these orange camo deer boxers.