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The time I appreciate these orange camo boxers most is after a long, arduous day of crouching around in the woods waiting for my ideal bucky. After taking an all-black Ford Raptor back to my log cabin party pad, I crank some Bob Seger while slowly stripping out of my full-flex ghillie suit, simultaneously powering through 6-10 extra-salty venison sticks to re-power my body and keep me focused.

They say meat is the only real way to power the mind. As I enjoy the smooth silkiness of MicroModal fibers snuggling my baby does like Bambi prancing through a field of tall grass, my girlfriend enters physically and drops groceries all over the floor like a deer in headlights. Even with the produce ruined, we’re still gonna be makin’ bacon. Keep the Bojangles bouncing even during your sweatiest forest sessions with these orange camo deer boxers.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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