I've been waiting a long time to name a product something like this and wax poetic ass about Marilyn Monroe. What. A. Babe. An 11/10 who didn't eat gluten, spoke about herself in the third person, and had a thing for intellectual men. She would likely never wear this American flag dress (despite her rumored affair with the prez of the USA), and her wardrobe probably cost more than our entire warehouse of inventory, but I wanted to give her a shout-out nonetheless. Rest easy babe, you were a powerful woman.