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Why'd we call 'em the Trial By Combats? Because that ancient law is actually still a thing and you need to know. No longer shall we pay our $25 late-parking fees, $75 drinking in public fines, or $125 public urination tickets. No. We fight. We'll ask for the age-old history of "Trial By Combat," where one man will stand, and the other will die, just as Abraham Lincoln agreed to as he chose to fight with a saber since he had a much bigger reach than his opponent.

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  • Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
  • Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring w/ metal aglets and grommets
  • Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
  • Inseam: It’s a 6-incher boys  
  • Machine wash cold, hang dry
  • Don’t wear with boxers
  • Material: 90% Polyester, 10% Elastane
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Jessica in Boulder, Co


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