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We all know jorts are the above-ground pool of the short world. Introducing our jean short swimsuit, made only for above ground pools, pontoon boats, redneck hot tubs at the Daytona 500, and pretty much anywhere within a 15-mile radius of where 7-11 Big Gulps are served. Long story short, It's a denim print bathing suit and its got me all hot and bothered, I need a hot dog real bad.  

Product Details

  • Semi-Fitted, fits as expected
  • Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
  • Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring w/ metal aglets and grommets
  • Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
  • Inseam: It’s a 5-incher boys  
  • Machine wash cold, hang dry
  • Don’t wear with boxers
  • Material: 70% Polyester, 20% Cotton, 10% Spandex
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Jessica in Boulder, Co
Chafe-less Denim is Here.
It’s time to break-up with Gold Bond.
The only thing sexier than ‘LeBron Chalk Tossing’
your b-hole is literally anything else.

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