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We all know jorts are the above-ground pool of the short world. Introducing The Jacksonville Jort, our denim swim trunks, made only for above ground pools, pontoon boats, redneck hot tubs at the Daytona 500, and pretty much anywhere within a 15-mile radius of where 7-11 Big Gulps are served. Long story short, it's a jean print swim trunk and its got me all hot and bothered, I need a hot dog real bad.  

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  • Semi-Fitted, fits as expected
  • Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
  • Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring w/ metal aglets and grommets
  • Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
  • Inseam: It’s a 5-incher boys  
  • Machine wash cold, hang dry
  • Don’t wear with boxers
  • Material: 70% Polyester, 20% Cotton, 10% Spandex
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Jessica in Boulder, Co
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