THE MOON BOOTS SUCK NAVY BLUE ASTRONAUT PRINT SOCKS
THE MOON BOOTS SUCK NAVY BLUE ASTRONAUT PRINT SOCKS
Description
If the moon landing was staged, then explain these navy blue astronaut print socks. Yeah, I'll wait.
While I wait, let's talk moon boots. Think about how sick it would be to rock these astronaut socks under a pair of moon boots. Jumping around, getting 2 feet of air when you could jump higher without them on. Real talk, moon boots sucked. I'm pretty sure 95% of children's toys are a hoax. Probably why Toys 'R' Us went out of business.
While these navy blue socks won't make you jump higher, they will keep your feet warm.
Product Details
Brand:SockSmith
Sock size 10-13, fits U.S. men's shoe size 7-12.5
70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
Description
If the moon landing was staged, then explain these navy blue astronaut print socks. Yeah, I'll wait.
While I wait, let's talk moon boots. Think about how sick it would be to rock these astronaut socks under a pair of moon boots. Jumping around, getting 2 feet of air when you could jump higher without them on. Real talk, moon boots sucked. I'm pretty sure 95% of children's toys are a hoax. Probably why Toys 'R' Us went out of business.
While these navy blue socks won't make you jump higher, they will keep your feet warm.