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Old Saint Nick
Wanted DEAD OR ALIVE for criminal sacketeering and crimes against elf-kind. Last spotted wearing nothing but this pair of Mugshot Santa Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear.
Known aliases are “Old Saint Dick” and “Krispy Kringleton”.
If you have any information regarding his whereabouts please contact the North Pole Sheriff's Office at 1-808-MAN-HUNT.