“These green Michigan State socks are extremely comfortable. They make my feet feel like the soft feathers of the Pegasus are gently stroking my foot fingers.” -That dude from 300, former MSU Spartan baseball superstar and spokesperson for The Kalamazoo Gazette.
What more do you need to know? They're green socks with a white spartan on the side. Own them and make your ungrateful roommate, who refuses to do the dishes, jealous.