Introducing the Mr. Steal Yo Girl blue velvet blazer for men. She is sweeter than the original gangster for which she was named and is the only garment we've been able to find that's softer than your buddy's gluten allergy. Velvet is hot right now. If you are the type of guy who shops for New Years Eve suits at Shinesty instead of Barney's you probably need all the help you can get. Get out there and make us proud.