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Before I get into this navy American eagle tank top, let me ask you a question. Is America known for its humility? F**k no! It's known for its nukes, unabashed consumerism, Big Gulps, testosterone-fueled military policy, and oversized SUVs. But we didn't win the Space Race by being cocky. That's why we made this Not Cocky, Just Better Shinesty tank top. Because we won the Space Race with our superior intellectual talent, unbridled access to raw materials (achieved by winning military, economic, and supply chain wars), and tax funding based on a thriving post-war middle class. We're not cocky. Just...better. 

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  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Side seamed, unisex sizing
  • Designed in Boulder, Co by Dain W.
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