I wore this mint green & pink pastel suit to my aunts "baby shower 'n' brunch", mainly because my wife Janice told me college football wasn't as important as celebrating baby children. But I digress. While I wasn't necessarily in my ideal location, this suit combo did an incredible job of making me look like I was collected and not quickly moving towards a life of alcoholism and the impending doom of my existence. It is for that reason and that reason only I am coining this sex suit the Life Coach.
DEETS
- Modern Slim Fit Blazer: We suggest sizing up if you're between sizes.
- Brand: Shinesty
- Designed in Boulder, CO
- Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
- Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
- External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
- Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
- Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
- Pant & tie sold separate