Your friends will never know if you bought this men's eagle hoodie online or if the homeless guy who hangs out your local Kum & Go gave it to you. Complete with a pocket large enough for 28 extra long Slim Jims and a six pack of Monster, majestic is an understatement. This bald eagle sweatshirt is ideal for Tinder dates to the monster truck jam where your new boo drinks way too many Four Lokos and runs into the pit. After a quick trip to the emergency room, you can head back to your one room apartment and smoke tobacco from a wooden pipe. Oh, and did I mention this bald eagle hoodie is soft? Not like My Chemical Romance soft, but pretty damn close.