THE DAY DRINKING DUNGAREES | MEN'S BUFFALO CHECK OVERALLS

Don't worry about having a hat to match with these red and black lumberjacks, aka the Day Drinking Dungarees. These men's buffalo check overalls were banned from lumberyards everywhere for laying too much wood. That's because these red plaid overalls are just like Axel, the kid in high school you were scared of, who smoked Marlboro Reds and drove and '77 fastback, but everyone secretly wanted to be him. A man like Axel is a total disruption to flannel-clad, beard bearing lumberjacks without an industrial strength pair of flannel overalls.

But we're not here to support lumberjacks, we're here to destroy them. Unless they want to buy them for their farmersonly.com profile, then go right ahead. Now that I mention it, are lumberjacks even farmers? Who knows...