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Whatever you do, don't wear these American flag swim trunks with boxers. The last thing we want is you looking like you're on a middle school field trip to Water World in a pair of American Flag swim shorts that have more freedom fueled fibers than Betsy Ross on a nude beach. Did you just picture Betsy Ross naked on a beach? Yes, you did, but don't you dare take it back. Just don't wear these swim trunks with boxers and we won't have a problem.
...but if you do decide to wear these bad boys with boxers, make sure it's a pair of Ball Hammocks so your boys don't shrink up into the grundle.

Product Details
  • Semi-Fitted fits as expected
  • Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
  • Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring w/ metal aglets and grommets
  • Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
  • Inseam: It’s a 5-incher boys  
  • Machine wash cold, hang dry
  • Don’t wear with boxers
  • Material: 70% Polyester, 20% Cotton, 10% Spandex
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Jessica in Boulder, Co
Don't wear these on a nude beach.

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