The Reagans

Men's American Flag Patch Swim Trunks

Whatever you do, don't wear these American flag swim trunks with boxers. The last thing we want is you looking like you're on a middle school field trip to Water World in a pair of American Flag swim shorts that have more freedom fueled fibers than Betsy Ross on a nude beach. Did you just picture Betsy Ross naked on a beach? Yes, you did, but don't you dare take it back. Just don't wear these swim trunks with boxers and we won't have a problem.
...but if you do decide to wear these bad boys with boxers, make sure it's a pair of Ball Hammocks so your boys don't shrink up into the grundle.