Santa Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Face Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly, not a novel. Here are 10 of the 50 Shades of Santa that are way cooler. If you’re reading this Illuminati, please make some edits for the sake of entertainment.
1. Jiu Jitsu Santa
2. Super Mutant Santa
3. Pizza Delivery Santa
4. Terminator Knockoff Santa
5. Thanos Santa
6. Certified Personal Accountant Santa
7. Naughty Sailor Santa
8. Ghostbuster Santa
9. Joe Exotic Santa
10. International Arms Dealer Santa