When a mommy polar bear and a daddy polar bear love each other very much they go into their little polar bear den and make sweet, sweet...coke. This is how coke is made, ladies and gents. Come to think of it, it doesn't even need to be a mommy and daddy, you just need two consenting, cozy, white bears rubbin' up on each other. Stay warm in your den this winter with this pair of long leg Ball Hammock pouch underwear with fly.
Product Details
- Brand: Shinesty
- 8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
- Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
- Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
- Soft, flexible waistband
- Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
- Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
- Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO