Why do all scary movies have to be the same? Why is there always a creepy man with a big knife chasing a screaming, bouncy, scantily clad woman? Let's get some diversity in storyline, alright? That's all I ask. Gimme a murderous madam. Or maybe a killer cat. The possibilities are endless when you get a little creative with your murder weapon.
Product Details
- Brand: Shinesty
- 8 1/2" inseam, 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
- Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
- Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
- Soft, flexible waistband
- Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
- Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
- Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO