Pill Popper Party Fanny Pack
Let's be honest, the only time you are going to be rocking this fanny fondler is when you are on a 4-day bender at some field in the middle of nowhere doing many vices, so we are implementing a foolproof tactic to keep your secrets safe.
“Hiding in plain sight,” it’s a pretty simple idea. Put pills all over this party fanny pack so security is so distracted they don’t think twice about the numerous narcotics stuffed in the secret zipper pocket. Try it! We'd say it works pretty well... But you didn't get it from us.