To the zoo that banned me for life,
In my defense, I was dehydrated and had a rockin' headache. Was I on acid? Yes. Were the hard-boiled eggs covered in olive oil mine? Also, yes. Did I know I was in the Lion's Den? No, not until someone pointed and said, "Hey, that's the guy who tried to force feed me his slippery eggs!" I made these swim briefs as an apology, they're eggcellent.