To the zoo that banned me for life,
In my defense, I was dehydrated and had a rockin' headache. Was I on acid? Yes. Were the hard-boiled eggs covered in olive oil mine? Also, yes. Did I know I was in the Lion's Den? No, not until someone pointed and said, "Hey, that's the guy who tried to force feed me his slippery eggs!" I made these Lion patterned swim briefs as an apology to the zoo and an homage to The Tiger King. They're eggcellent.
Sincerely,
Dolph Lundgren
DEETS
- Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
- Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
- Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
- Don’t be a shirt swimmer
- Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
- Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
- Hand Wash…well
- Brand: Shinesty