Now that drugs are bigger than above-ground pools and slip 'n' slides, there's a market to be had for Neon Rave suits. Are fellow ravers going to think you're the fanny pack, rave blazer-wearing kingpin with enough illegal vices on to sedate all of Coachella and make a blind man see sounds and speak shapes? Yes. But isn't that what rave clothing is for? Whether you buy just the rave blazer or the whole neon suit, we're here to tell you it's going to good. Real Good.
*Editor's Note: This was written at high noon at the Gold Pan Saloon after a few Dark 'n' Stormies and a sticky J-bird.