Psshhhh. "Whitey's Classic Women's Orange Wrap Aviators" my ass. Where does one get off thinking he can go rogue and name these women's orange aviator sunglasses after himself? We might as well change the title and call these the "KILLLLL WHIIITTEEEYYYY's" from Black Sheep for all I care.
That being said, "Whitey's Classics" does have a ring to it, so I'll let it fly for now until you send an email to email@example.com with a better name for these and I'll happily name these after you.