Manifested through the hair of Wayne Gretzky, the smooth head of Guy LaFleur and the heart of the entire USA when they slap-shotted the Soviet Union into the silver back in 1980, it's a miracle this women's USA team hockey sweater hasn't had a movie made about it. After all, you don't need to inspire hope, train vigorously and defeat the reigning gold medalists against all odds if you wear a hoodie that lets people know you're already basking in cold, hard victory.
Do you believe in miracles? Yes. And It's a damn miracle the Soviet Union even blinked twice in the face of terror as menacing as the USA