Do you need this shirt? No. Should you buy this shirt? Obviously.
Two reasons: first, it’s got a pop-top beer opener on it. Second, cotton’s comfy as shit. Give this thing 13 years and it’ll be selling on Etsy for at least 10x what you paid for it today and 1/10th of what the vintage Bud-wei-ser frog shirt next to it’s going for. Hey, it pays to buy early and often.