*read this in an Irish accent*
Yer gonna feel like Connor fookin' McGregor when you slide into this ladies tiger print Hawaiian shirt. Minus the massive tattoos on hes chest and the millions of dollars on hes bloody yacht, this tiger print leisure shirt feels like fookin' winnin'.
It's got a stretchy material so you don't rip er open when your flexin' your hairy chest, and it's got a fookin' beer pocket to store the crispy boys before you go rippin' em' apart on a Sat-ur-day.
Forget abote the other button up shirts they're pushing on the interweb, this tiger button-up shirt is the only on you fookin' need buddy.