We called this baby the Dirty Girl Under the Hood because we know you stay clean on the outside, but get grimy with a little grease in the system. With this sweater, it's never been easier to fool the fam. How? Easy. Start with the role of sophisticated and sexy (your turtleneck's got that covered), then, once everyone's a little boozed up and grandma's in the shitter, look at your hottie and grab his attention. BAM, lift up your sweater, show your mistletoe and let that boy exactly what you are thinking. When the fams asleep, it's straight to the action.