I'm not from Pittsburgh, I'm from New Mexico and I don't know shit about hockey. Yet, I was still assigned to write this Pittsburgh Penguin adult onesie description (you are an idiot, Carl). But, I digress. It's a Pens flavored onesie with a pooper flap, she'll keep you warm in the winter and warm in the summer. That's all you need to know. Now I'm going back to trading turquoise for dried lizards, or whatever us people from New Mexico do for fun.