THE POSTMODERN PLEASURES | WOMEN'S CHRISTMAS STRIPED HAMMER PANTS

The woman who designed these ladies Christmas hammer pants cannot be named, but she goes by Disco Biscuits and she's got a hankering for the holidays and full body comfort. In fact, she owns her own eucalyptus bath bomb company, and they've made a special snowflake flavor for every lady who's looking to lather themselves in cocoa butter while they slam eggnog and sit on the couch in a brand new pair of Christmas pajama pants. We don't know how to get our hands on it, but I think Grandma does, so yes... you do have to go to her house for dinner, but there's a bath bomb waiting for you.