Put these women's red 80s sunglasses on and don't say a god damn thing. They're designed just for that - to put out the vibe while saying nothing at all. They are also designed with a red and yellow revo lens and I have no idea what that means but I'm guessing it's not a bad thing. You ever heard of red retro sunglasses with Triacetate cellulose lenses? Me neither, but these are them and these can be yours.