THE GRANDMA'S GOOLIE | BLUE KNIT BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
THE GRANDMA'S GOOLIE | BLUE KNIT BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
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Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
Our inspiration for these balls hammock boxers came from the incredible Christmas sweater that your grandma knitted for you in 8th grade. She made it a few sizes too big so that even now, at age 30, it's still the perfect fit for the annual family holiday bonanza bash. While you may have ruined said holiday bonanza bash your Sophomore year of high school when you threw up the eggnog you had been sneakily drinking for most of the night all over your little sister while she was opening her midnight present, this year will definitely be way better.
Even in the tough times like that night, granny’s sweater always kept you warm and safe. With these ultra soft MicrModal ball pouch boxer briefs, the stocking stuffers will be comfier than an alpaca wearing an alpaca wool sweater. Keep the goolies in lifted luxury, all thanks to Grandma.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co
Description
Our inspiration for these balls hammock boxers came from the incredible Christmas sweater that your grandma knitted for you in 8th grade. She made it a few sizes too big so that even now, at age 30, it's still the perfect fit for the annual family holiday bonanza bash. While you may have ruined said holiday bonanza bash your Sophomore year of high school when you threw up the eggnog you had been sneakily drinking for most of the night all over your little sister while she was opening her midnight present, this year will definitely be way better.
Even in the tough times like that night, granny’s sweater always kept you warm and safe. With these ultra soft MicrModal ball pouch boxer briefs, the stocking stuffers will be comfier than an alpaca wearing an alpaca wool sweater. Keep the goolies in lifted luxury, all thanks to Grandma.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
