The Burnouts Spread Eagle 70s Ski Bibs
These 70s style ski bibs may be called "The Burnouts," but they're nothing like the title. We designed these because skiing naked is cold and bibs are the next best thing.
Now to the features. The kangaroo chest pouch is readily accessible for mid-run safety meetings because waiting until you're at the bottom isn't an option. We slapped two interior stash pockets in there because no righteous man has just one vice. It'll fit a flask, a tall boy, wacky tobacky, and whatever else you deem a vice. The high-performance DWR (Durable Water Repellent) makes sure barley pops dance right off your bibs if you spill.
Now, you're probably asking, "What if things escalate FAST when I'm talking to the snow bunny on the chairlift? Things are heating up and I can't just unzip my fly to let air in because that's weird." Fear not, we've made two crotch vents just for that purpose. Let your boys feel the breeze.
For the powder hounds, we threw powder gators on these bibs to make sure your boots are as dry as your huevos. No crapper flap, tho.