Your Aspen looks better in American flag ski bibs.
Into the details: Gnar points go up ten-fold and you are in fact the best fuggin' skier on the mountain. We've woven the kangaroo pouch with two stash pockets because you need a place to hide your m-80s, stash your flask of moonshine, and keep the proper necessities for mid-run safety meetings. The High-Performance DWR (Durable Water Resistant) material means if you spill a barley-pop down yourself on the lift, you'll still be dry.
Don't worry if you get all hot and bothered chattin' it up with the slope stud on the lift. We've got two crotch vents just for that. Not to mention the waterproof and breathable membrane for even more heat release if that pole whacker is a real hunk.
For the powder hounds, we've incorporated built-in powder gators so you can shred easy knowing your boots will be as dry as the Sahara.