We chose these Patricks because none of them go by Pat. It's Pat + Rick, bitches. Just like St. Patrick himself would have wanted it. And if ANY of you fools have the audacity to print and embroider a large Patrick Star on the back of this t-shirt, I will send you a gift card for any costs involved and probably a little extra because I'm a good person. Note that this offer will need to include pictures (front/back while being worn at a party and in HD), a copy of any receipts (2 copies please (one is fine)), and an email to email@example.com.
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